Quotes & Jokes Inspiring One-liners #2

I asked my friend what he was doing. He replied that, he is working on aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel in a constrained environment. I was impressed. On further probing I learnt that he is washing dishes in hot water ... under his mother's supervision !.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason - Mark Twain.

Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions -Winston Churchill
Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they enjoy the trip -Alternative version